Review: Diablo III: Reaper of Souls

FUCK YEAH LETS REAP SOME SOULS

I think that may be one too many colons in the title of this post, but I’m not really sure how to remedy that. Anyway, I was going to write this post much earlier, but I am a terrible procrastinator. Then my regular computer died. Thankfully, I have a laptop that’s only slightly less awesome than my desktop at playing games, so that isn’t as awful as it could have been. Anyway, enough excuses. On to the review!

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There’s Something Seriously Wrong With This Poster

So, I was browsing through Tumblr (as I do) when the Black Widow poster for the upcoming film Captain America: The Winter Soldier popped up on my dash. For the few people who have yet to see it, it looks like this:

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So, I was looking at it, and it looks a little off. And then it hit me: she looks broken. And I don’t mean psychologically or emotionally broken; I mean it fucking looks like someone physically broke her.

I mean, look at this clusterfuck. Her arms look like they’re ten feet long. Is Scarlett Johansson secretly a Stretch Armstrong doll? Also, where did her internal organs go? Her waist’s been photoshopped to be as wide as her jaw, for Christ’s sake!

And what is up with her pose? It looks extremely awkward, and not dynamic at all. She looks like an action figure. A poorly proportioned action figure.

I mean, is this supposed to be sexy? Because it’s really not. It’s just awkward and wrong.

Some People Have Way Too Much Time On Their Hands

As evidenced by this video.

 

Yup. Someone took The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and then made a mod that replaced all the dragons with Thomas The Tank Engine. Now, I’ve only played a little bit of Skyrim, but I simply cannot stop laughing.

Speaking of dragons, I just got back from watching The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. As it is currently rather late and I have to get up early tomorrow to go to work, I shall give my opinion on the movie tomorrow.

I Made A Thing!

I have recently discovered the awesomeness that is 8tracks.com, and have made a mix for the Halloween season. Enjoy!

Track listing:

1. Scream-BoA 2. Always On My Mind-Akira Yamaoka feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn 3. Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon 4. Thriller-Michael Jackson 5. American Witch-Rob Zomie 6. Sympathy For The Devil-The Rolling Stones 7. 306-Emilie Autumn 8. Death & Burial of C.R.-KMFDM 9. I Love You, I’ll Kill You-Enigma 10. Hotel California-The Eagles